foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

(via attemptingtogetby)

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

(via attemptingtogetby)

Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.

Sylvia Plath  (via rlyrlyugly)

(Source: psych-facts, via attemptingtogetby)

mrcheyl:

Haven’t done a gradient in a while
Nicki Minaj [x]

mrcheyl:

Haven’t done a gradient in a while

Nicki Minaj [x]

epicwhitegirls:

perky tits and a round bubble butt…I’d smash

epicwhitegirls:

perky tits and a round bubble butt…I’d smash

(via frankiesphotos)

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via attemptingtogetby)

burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

(via attemptingtogetby)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY